Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar

From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book comes a 2027 daily calendar that hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic and often profane take on a disappointing world where day-to-day failure is always an option.

Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. Have a panic attack. You’ve earned it.

6 x 5 x 1-1/2 inches
316 tear-away pages

DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing daily aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments.

SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to set up on home or office desks―anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a daily dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.

PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.

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Perfect for:

* College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce
* Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
* Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
* Fans of satire and sarcastic humor
* Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general