{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-2027-wall-calendar","title":"Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2027 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept–Dec 2026 at a glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk―anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!and Sorry in advance for making things weird: A Disappointing Affirmations Collectionbooks, plus Disappointing Affirmations pencil set, postcard book, sticker book, affirmation deck, card game, daily calendar, and more! You won’t be disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e * College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce\u003cbr\u003e * Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account\u003cbr\u003e * Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen\u003cbr\u003e * Fans of satire and sarcastic humor \u003cbr\u003e * Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Curious Turtle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53355922030904,"sku":"9781797236940","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/7589\/5608\/files\/9781797236940.jpg?v=1792353349","url":"https:\/\/thecuriousturtle.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-2027-wall-calendar","provider":"Curious Turtle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}