{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-2027-daily-calendar","title":"Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book comes a 2027 daily calendar that hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic and often profane take on a disappointing world where day-to-day failure is always an option.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. Have a panic attack. You’ve earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e6 x 5 x 1-1\/2 inches\u003cbr\u003e316 tear-away pages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing daily aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to set up on home or office desks―anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a daily dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHERE’S MORE: Discover the entire Disappointing Affirmations line, including books, postcards, stickers, pencils, wall calendar, and game. You won’t be disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e * College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce\u003cbr\u003e * Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account\u003cbr\u003e * Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen\u003cbr\u003e * Fans of satire and sarcastic humor\u003cbr\u003e * Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Curious Turtle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53355921965368,"sku":"9781797242224","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/7589\/5608\/files\/9781797242224.jpg?v=1792353349","url":"https:\/\/thecuriousturtle.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-2027-daily-calendar","provider":"Curious Turtle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}